my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
IT IS 3 IN THE MORNING AND MY MOTHER JUST SENT ME THIS MY MOM IS NIGHT BLOGGING
Dean’s smile appreciation
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
The Avengers (dir. Joss Whedon)
getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny
the minute long compilation of every time sweet dee gags on always sunny that you never knew you wanted.